Today, I was eating an Almond Joy, but half way through I realized that it had no almond…now I can’t stop smiling because I just ate pure joy. MLIA
Cameron: I got boo boo bear from the freezer.
Mitchell: Why do you have chocolate on your face?
Cameron: It was under a pie.
Mitchell: So you ate your way to it?
Cameron: I made a judgement call, you weren’t there.Modern Family 1.06 - “Run For Your Wife”
Cameron: I’M BREAKING THE WINDOW!
Emergency Operator: Emergency assistance, this is Trisha.
Mitchell: Help, help, we locked our baby in the car and people are judging us!
Cameron: I SWEAR TO GOD I’M GONNA BREAK IT!
Mitchell: Do not break the window! You’ll get glass on her.
Emergency Operator: Sir, please tell your wife to relax. Everything is going to be okay.
Mitchell: That’s a man.
Emergency Operator: Really?
Cameron: DON’T WORRY, LILY! DADDY’S COMING FOR YOU!
Emergency Operator: Sir, we just sent the signal. The door should be unlocked.
Mitchell: Check the door, check the door!
Cameron: It’s not unlocked! …Oh! Oh, that is amazing. How did they do that?
Mitchell: I don’t know. It’s just… We got it, thank you!
Cameron: Did that come from space?Modern Family, 1x06: Run for Your Wife
I always attract the creepers. Never fails!
He asked my ex if i was single. I was flattered and actually considered getting to know him better until I found out he was 29! I was almost positive that he was 22 (maybe 23?) but 29… that’s 11 years older than me. Dating my ex who was 5 years older was pushing it, so this is just craziness! gahhhh.
I just Realized that I always capitalize the letteR “R” when I’m wRiting stuff by hand.
It’s kinda wieRd but I can’t help it.
Sometimes you can’t let those “That’s what she said” moments pass you by. Dalten Duncan of Redmond Junior High, you are officially my hero.
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I’m raising money for Third World orphanages. For every $10 you donate, your name gets entered into a drawing. Your name gets picked, you choose any tattoo for me to get. I get tattoo, kids get help, you get the glory of knowing there is a human out there with a tattoo of your face on it. Everyone’s happy. Donate, read awful tattoo submissions and submit your own HERE!
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Four Lessons on Life:
1. Never take down a fence until you know why it was put up.
2. If you get too far ahead of the army, your soldiers may mistake you for the enemy.
3. Don’t complain about the bottom rungs of the ladder; they helped to get you higher.
4. If you want to enjoy the rainbow, be prepared to endure the storm.
Warren Wiersbe
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It’s better to be pissed off, than pissed on.
this is the ridiculous walk i have to make to get to my first class. it’s long to start with but absolutely miserable on a broken foot. i think im going to invest in a motorized scooter :)
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YOU’RE STILL THAT ONE PERSON. AND YOU WILL FOREVER BE THAT ONE <3
i wish this wasnt the case, but it is.
